... saw this on someone else's xanga  ... lol
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There appears to be a new virus going around these days, hmm... no its not the cold or flu its an altogether new threat of the virtual form. What is it you ask? Xanga-itis...more commonly known as well umm...I'm just making this up so there really isn't a laymen’s term for it. Any who, this is a severe, chronic, incredibly contagious disease.
If you exhibit three or more of the following symptoms you have a very serious case of xanga-itis!!!
1. Every night after saying your prayers and brushing your teeth, you religiously log onto your xanga to check comments and other people's posts.
2. You become extremely disappointed if one of your fellow xangans fails to post on their xanga as diligently as yourself and give warning of risking their health if they do not "update"
3. You learn about events in your friend's life (such as details of a vacation) first through their xanga instead of talking to them in person or over the phone.
4. You read and communicate with some people on xanga that you don't even talk to in real life! (haha...we are all guilty of this one  )
5. Whenever something unusual or comical happens instead of just enjoying the moment for what it is, you immediately think "This should go on my xanga!" or “I should do a post on this” (your mind revolves around xanga)
6. You are as we speak, actively scheming on how to get more "e-props"
7. You believe you are able to accurately assess the true nature of a person you have never even met, just because you read their xanga.
8. You or more than one of your friends has gotten into fights with anonymous losers... (this is more of a consequence rather than a symptom of xanga-itis)
Note: these anonymous people do not have xanga-itis they have a more critical disease called stupidity
9. You spend more effort on perfecting the color pallete and entries on your xanga than on your school work or studying for exams. As a result your grades and professional aspirations have suffered, so you do what is only natural- go on xanga and make another post about how crappy your doing and exhort everyone to make dua'a for you.
10. You think I'm a big, hypocritical jerk for posting this but the only reason you are aware of this is because YOUR ON XANGA!!! LOL
As of yet there is no known cure for xanga-itis except for picking up your computer and throwing it out the window. However, due to the hazardous nature of this behavior to nearby pedestrians I advise you not to resort to this. Also if you have cheap, desi parents rest assured that they will kick your "bathameez" butt. | 
... that makes poppet very pagalll 
... i mean, i understand if it's not in some ppl's budget to get me something (<- cheap ppl).. but one freakin' card would run anyone at most .99¢... seriously, ninty-nine cents.. (btw, e-cards don't count... for all i know, u could have sent that few months b4 to be delivered on a certain day so pshhh!)
........ i have nothing!! ohh, don't worry i have listed each n everyone of u down... and even though i didn't get c***.... i'll definitely remember this b-day 
!!
nonsense u ALL made.... I went out n treated myself to something 
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or...
true.
but the good news is the roads can be safe a while longer 
... should get an award, "Best Monkey Girl Everr!" lol... jk jk... 
